chicken

I apologize if you think this is gross but I busted out laughing.

Yesterday, Kelly walked up to me and started talking to me in her sweet sing-songy voice. She said, in perfect English, “Um, my baby, um, is farting, um, chicken.”

I said, “What?!?!”

And she repeated, “Farting chicken!”

I blame pre-school for this new English ability 😉